I said, "Why are you pretending to be Chuck Palahniuk?" He said, "I didn't think anyone would actually come." So he stepped out the shower, and we started arguing, but he had really curly hair that I liked, so I started playing with it, and he starting touching me, and we had sex. This dude is like, 27 28?

So, I left, and somehow I'm school still, and I just was not going to go to class that day. We couldn't hold hands or anything walking together, but he would reach for my hand, and we would when no one was looking, and it was so secretive, and it was such a turn on. Well, I get to this other dude's place apparently, that I know, thinking this Kevin dude, that was his name, was going to just bounce. No, he stayed because he realised that I had something with this other guy, Matt. Well, I told Matt that I just needed a shower, but I didn't have any clothes to change into, and he gave me a pair of sweatpants and suggested that he might take a shower too. So I told him to not come in until I told him to. Apparently, we were pretty into each other 'cause he was asking me how should we shape up our master bedroom and all that. Well, I was on my period, so I wanted to get that all cleaned up before he got in the shower, I right when he walked in the shower, I fucking woke up and realised that all of this was a dream.

I had two, not boys, men all over me. And it was a dream!!!!! Noooo

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How's Yore Wordplay: A Contest

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Life sucks.. Maybe you should dream of men you own age

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Life sucks.. Maybe you should dream of men you own age

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This.

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MA MA MA MARY!