but im UK 32-A lol

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Hey Hey Hey Hey

Oh well, at least I can take comfort in thinking about how all of your exes will get together and discuss what a lousy lay you were, and how they will laugh hysterically when they recall that you once claimed to have a 9-inch dick... one girl will undoubtedly say something along the lines of "more like 9 centimeters!" and they will all ROFL.

Okay, while I will not post my actual size, I will say this -- honestly -- I am larger than average.  I will not say how MUCH larger than average I am, just that I am above average.  It helps that I am 6' tall, much older than 14, and wear a size 13 shoe... at the age of 14, I was probably closer to average.

   99zzz is my bra size
and 1000 feet is me peepee, and my ring size it a fuckin dinner plate

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Let's play a game, a Prologue

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Well, I was going to post my size, but... seeing as how most of you are complete liars, what's the point? I might as well just say I put a horse to shame. Of course I'm not really THAT big... but then, none of you 14-year-olds really have 9-inch dicks, either. And when you get a little older and actually lose your virginity, the girl is going to know that you were full of crap -- and she is NOT going to be impressed. You do yourself a disservice by exaggerating your endowment.

Oh well, at least I can take comfort in thinking about how all of your exes will get together and discuss what a lousy lay you were, and how they will laugh hysterically when they recall that you once claimed to have a 9-inch dick... one girl will undoubtedly say something along the lines of "more like 9 centimeters!" and they will all ROFL.

Okay, while I will not post my actual size, I will say this -- honestly -- I am larger than average. I will not say how MUCH larger than average I am, just that I am above average. It helps that I am 6' tall, much older than 14, and wear a size 13 shoe... at the age of 14, I was probably closer to average.

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Shoe size has nothing to do with the size of your penis..and I'm pretty sure your height doesn't either.

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Well, I was going to post my size, but... seeing as how most of you are complete liars, what's the point? I might as well just say I put a horse to shame. Of course I'm not really THAT big... but then, none of you 14-year-olds really have 9-inch dicks, either. And when you get a little older and actually lose your virginity, the girl is going to know that you were full of crap -- and she is NOT going to be impressed. You do yourself a disservice by exaggerating your endowment.

Oh well, at least I can take comfort in thinking about how all of your exes will get together and discuss what a lousy lay you were, and how they will laugh hysterically when they recall that you once claimed to have a 9-inch dick... one girl will undoubtedly say something along the lines of "more like 9 centimeters!" and they will all ROFL.

Okay, while I will not post my actual size, I will say this -- honestly -- I am larger than average. I will not say how MUCH larger than average I am, just that I am above average. It helps that I am 6' tall, much older than 14, and wear a size 13 shoe... at the age of 14, I was probably closer to average.

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i no ur talkin bout me im very mature for 14, im 6 feet tall, my shoe size is 15 (even though it has nothin 2 do with ur dick size) and yes, i have lost my virginity already
god some people need 2 learn wen to believe people
and yes my dick is 9 inches....

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