And yet, somehow that doesn't work. If the woman was drunk too, you could be facing some serious jail time for sexual assault or rape. Not to mention any responsibility you might have should she become pregnant from said act of intercourse. Punching a hole in a wall is destruction of private property. Most people would expect financial restitution, and if they didn't get it, they would turn to the police. And frankly, they should.
The last one isn't even a real example, given the number of circumstances under which it could happen, and the importance of context. But, it seems worth mentioning that being drunk doesn't make people less irate regarding jackassery.
Being drunk is not a get out of jail free card. If anything, it is the opposite given the potentially elevated legal consequences.
Now, I'm not opposed to drinking. I've done a fair bit of it myself. But you have to be responsible about it, and realize that you can and will be held at fault for any fuck-ups you make while plastered.
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When the state is most corrupt, then the laws are most multiplied.
-- Tacitus