Dont forget though, convo is a two way street!

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And they lived happily ever after...

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think of obscure things to ask them, like how their pets are, or if they have ever been to alaska.  random things.

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I like that idea.

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CrAZY CHrIS"All the freaky people make the beauty of the world"
-Michael Franti

Or if you wanna take a more conventional approach, just go n do things for no reason so you get some storys to tell other people... Go to an Alcoholics Anonymous(ofcourse you will need to make up a story to tell to the AA group but you will probably get some funny stories to tell people you talk to out of it) and just spend your time doing shit and you will get stories and crap to tell to others and you'll be able to relate to other peoples stories when they tell you them... like, johnny sez to you "I think bobs an alco" you normal reply would be what? "thats nice" but now you can say "ha rly, i went to an AA meeting once, this one guy there realised he was an alco when he woke up in a gutter with a human turd on his chest" or something along those lines and shit will just come natural then.

If you cant be fked doing things just learn to make up stories really good, the art of making up stories is giving small details that you would normally give if the story was true but most people dont when they lie about a story... eg if we are going with the AA guy who woke up with a turd on his chest then maybe you would move on from there with "yeh he had this awesome tatoo of a dragon on his back too that he showed us, funny thing is he doesnt remember how he got it" and now the convo has moved to tatoos and so on. Ofcourse you need to think up these things prior to using them until you become a really good bullshiter... its a very handy skill that takes alote of practice that most people dont have because we are brainwashed by the media n the government to be honist. It comes natural to some, others just need to pratice...Remember to never let the truth get in the way of a good story!  

(Edited by dangolbery at 6:05 pm on June 23, 2006)

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